Man voorspelt alle stappen die Disney gaat nemen tot 2100

Als je je verveelt moet je natuurlijk iets gaan doen. Een man op Twitter ging aan de slag met alle te nemen stappen voor het wereldberoemde bedrijf Disney. Je weet wel dat bedrijf van onder andere The Lion King en Frozen. Maar ook van onder andere Disneyland en Disney+. Deze man maakte het complete tijdspad voor het bedrijf met alle stappen die ze gaan nemen. De tijdslijn loopt van 1995 tot 2100. De eerste zaken zijn dus daadwerkelijk gebeurd en verder is er flink gefantaseerd. Maar eerlijk is eerlijk, het zou zomaar eens realiteit kunnen worden.

Van het overnemen van de Warner Bros studios tot het beginnen van een Yodakerk. Alles is mogelijk bij de Amerikaanse filmgigant.

De credits voor dit bericht gaan dan ook uit naar Twitteraar @TriptonicSounds

– 1995: Disney buys ABC
– 2006: Disney buys Pixar
– 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks
– 2009: Disney buys Marvel
– 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
– 2015: Disney buys National Geographic
– 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
– 2018: Disney buys Hulu

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2019: Disney releases Disney Plus
– 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
– 2025: Disney buys Dreamworks
– 2026: Disney buys Sony. Playstation rebranded as Disney Infinity. Playstation Network rebranded as Disney Universe.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2028: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros says no.
– 2028: Disney, tries to buy WB through shell corporations. WB finds out and gets hostile.
– 2030: Buys Apple. Apple Watch rebranded as the Mickey Watch.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2031: The Church of Baby Yoda is the fastest growing religion in the world.
– 2031: Disney acquires a private military, starts corporate espionage on a large scale.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2032: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros. Few die because of the electronic surveillance provided by the “Apple” products most employees of WB use.
– 2033: Disney buys DC comics. Mickey Mouse is now more powerful than Superman.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2034: Disney owns the majority of the copyrighted material. Buys off US, EU, and other major powers to honor unlimited copyright for corporate ownership.
– 2035: Disney buys Microsoft. Disney Universe is now expanded further. Master Chief is now a Disney Princess.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2038: In the midst of negotiations, for takeover, Google launches escape craft. Departs solar system. Destination unknown.
– 2040: Counter Disney efforts take place. The War on the Black Market starts.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2041: Disney claims that Black Market efforts are headed up by small studios. Starts forced corporate takeovers.
– 2042: “Terrorist” attacks on Disney starts.
– 2045: Nuclear explosion destroys Orlando Florida. Black Market Terrorists blamed.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2046: Hollywood turns into a war zone. All releases for the next 10 years are CGI due to die off of actors. Disney “Farms” start to raise next generation of actors.
– 2050: Disney buys the United States of America
– 2051: The Disney States of America is born.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2052: Disney nukes Hollywood
– 2055: Disney States of America annex's Canada. South Park, an underground resistance to the DSN, releases an episode on the black market deriding the move. It's #1 most viewed South Park Episode of all time.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2056: Creators of South Park are declared Terrorists. Manhunt starts.
– 2057: Mexico resists annexation due to the cartels banding together.
– 2058 – 60: War in Mexico results in eventual annexation. South America becomes hot bed of resistance.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2056: Creators of South Park are declared Terrorists. Manhunt starts.
– 2057: Mexico resists annexation due to the cartels banding together.
– 2058 – 60: War in Mexico results in eventual annexation. South America becomes hot bed of resistance.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

-2069: Mars colonization efforts start. Political prisoners used for the initial efforts
– 2074: The First Mars Civil War starts. Is put down quickly due to orbital strikes
– 2080: Mars colonization finalized. Disney Land Mars is opened.
– 2083: First mission to Titan is sent out

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2086: Proposal for interstellar mission submitted.
– 2088: Second Mars Civil War starts.
– 2090: The Creators of South Park are discovered to be behind the rebellion on Mars. Pluto Team 6 is sent out and they are dispatched.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

2091: Final resistance is quashed. Construction on Deathstar starts.
– 2092: Total annexation of all remaining world governments is successful except for Switzerland.
– 2094: First faster than light travel occurs. Exploration of close star systems starts.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

– 2097: Budding civilizations are found. Monoliths are used to “re-educate” the populations. Those planets are Annexed into the DSU.
– 2100: Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited.

— Serotonin Plug (@TriptonicSounds) December 22, 2019

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